note to self

Note to self:
When angry at husband, and not interested in removing rage from the table, do not go load up the credit card with clothes that make him look hott.

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• well it was just asthma until the liquid started to collect in my chest
• The Eve of The End of The World

Don’t bother making brownies when you can’t breathe. It should be a crime to waste good chocolate on taste buds that don’t function.

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• contraction jackson, what’s your action?
• this one I have permission to re-tell, for some reason
• the beginning of the end

Don’t play with the remote shutter using yourself as the subject the morning after going to bed at 3:30 a.m.

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• alright, stop kidding around. I mean it.
• This never happens
• House

do not expect that your family can get through a dinner in a civilized manner after you utter a sentence with the word “shart” in it in across the table from a 12 year old. Everyone has their limitations.

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