I’ll tell you this one thing: I could’ve stood there and watched those dolphins swim back and forth in front of me in the underwater viewing tank at Sea World for hours and hours. I know I’m not supposed to say that because Shamu killed that trainer and really those dolphins are probably thinking something like “fuck you, you ignorant peons, one day we’ll get you all for this!”
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I awoke this morning with these images in my head: me, climbing out of a pool where I’d just ruined Spurgeon’s triathlon swimming win (and he had won, by a large margin) because I’d disqualified him by being in the pool with him while timing his laps, and [...]
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I’m tired of trying [...]
