Remember how I mentioned that once they start building the house, it only takes 10 days to put one together? So, if we got permits, say, a month from today (HA!) then they started digging the footer a week after that, then the house would be on our land within 3 weeks- yay!
Except that since we didn’t get the survey done before FUCKING hurricane season, now the factory is backed up 11 weeks. So once they get our deposit-which will not be until at least 30 days after we hand over the deed to the mortgage company, because we can’t pay that out of pocket on top of the SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in impact fees we’re putting on a credit card-once they get our deposit, we’re looking at eleven weeks. Why not just call it three months, Julie. I can take it. I’ll even be able to take it when it turns into 6 months. Or another year. Fuck it.
All I have to say is, I’m not spacing my kids 5 years apart, and if I am pregnant when we move again some heads are gonna fuckin’ roll. Somebody somewhere better get this damn house built before I go insane or my children die from allergies. I mean it.
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