You know you’re a boring dork when you call your best friend from the BABY FOOD AISLE AT THE HEALTH FOOD SUPERMARKET to get her preferences. And then you buy 157 dollars worth of organic baby food (okay, and 6 bottles of sulphite free organic wine) and haul it 1.5 miles on foot, stuffed into your rolling suitcase. Happily. And you feel like you just got the DEAL OF A LIFETIME because they gave 1.66 discount for each of the 4 cases you bought. Jesus, we have crossed some kind of line.
I actually said this on the phone: “OH MY GOD YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! THEY HAVE NOT ONLY ORGANIC, BUT ORGANIC MILK FROM GRASS FED COWS! ORGANIC LEMONADE! ORGANIC ORANGE JUICE!”
That being said- anyone need anything from greenlife?
I can go back. Really, I don’t mind.
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