I hate my job, and Things I Have Learned
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some things I have learned:
a baby can make it from the bookshelf to the dog food bowl faster than a person can put down a laptop and sprint across the room.
babies, while they do not like the taste of dog food, cannot control their urge to put said dog food in their mouth
water dumped out of a dog’s water dish will eventually soak into a hardwood floor if left alone
a printer will still print after being pulled down off the stand by the cord
no dog is ever TRULY housetrained
a hungry poodle can overturn a full sized trash can in the time it takes to run to the corner for milk
there is no point to attempting to get on the good side of an adolescent
moms need naps more than babies
a dirty house will not, in fact, implode
a modern family can go more than two weeks without having to wash laundry
there will be no revolution
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