1) what the HELL is this?

I had to relocate it when we were hedging today (read: trying to save our plants from being suffocated by FoX Grape vines) and the thing would not fly away and when I disturbed him he sort of squirted neon yellow liquid everywhere. Finally I had to pick off the stem he was resting on and carry it to another part of the yard. So weird. I can’t find him online. Anyone?

And also. Filed under Hell Has Frozen Over:

This lasted all afternoon, and somehow her skin did not burn off her body because of his proximity and no babies were thrown to the ground for slobbering.