Holy shit if I hadn’t seen it move (skuttle) I wouldn’t have believed this spider was real, people. I didn’t even have time to get my camera, but I did have the presence of mind to go fetch TeenHer so that she’d get a good eyeful right before bed. I shouldn’t be the only one in the house with spider nightmares tonight.
Seriously, oh my god this thing was as big as, if not bigger, than my hand. Fingers extended, people. I think it’s called something innocuous like “brown house spider” but what it should be called is “Nightmare inducing, impossibly quick-moving, LSD Style creeper”. I’m here because even though I took a sleeping pill earlier, I am not asleep (wtf, Ambien? A little Albutrol in the mix and you’re totally useless to me?) and now? Now I’m scared to lay in the dark bedroom.
I’ve left LittleA in there in case The Thing needs a snack. Every man for himself. I win MOTFY for sure.
Haven't you people ever heard of a BROOM? I know, I know... Karma and all that. Sorry but I say fuck that when there is a gianormous spider over my head.
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