1) Yesterday TeenHer, who is in middle school, took an envelope of baby pictures to school for showoff purposes. In her gifted class, the teacher removed 2 pictures from the lot, because they might be offensive to some students.

I bet you think they were breastfeeding photos, right? Let me show you the ones she removed. The second one was the most offensive in her eyes.

Can someone tell me how the above is potentially offensive and this is not:

Sometimes I cannot believe that we live here.

2) While I was doing laundry today, I threw in a pair of TeenHer’s jeans. Out of the pocket fell 2 IBC root beer bottle caps, a chewed up piece of gum, and one of my narcotic pain pills. That’s all I can really say about that at the moment.

Welcome to my world.