Our family did own a dairy farm, after all…
(ring…) So Dad. Hypothetically, if you bought say, some sour cream. And forgot it overnight in the car? Um, and then also? All day long while at work? Would it be..you know, bad?

Uh, yeah.

Even if it’s cultured? And it’s sour cream? How bad can sour cream get?

Um,  don’t do it. It’s not worth the risk.

As you can see, we go to great lengths to avoid leaving the house. Personally, I was thisclose to eating it anyway. And M TASTED IT!!! If we die, look  in the garbage can for the offending container.

Don’t panic, I sent him to the store anyway for more. The ginormous baby is safe from food poisoning for the time being.