Well, friends, after 7.5 months of fighting, arguing, relenteless voice mails, watching PBS with fuzzy lines through it every day, and leaving the computer on to upload files overnight….

I am writing you from my recliner, unfettred by wires or telephone cord. A few minutes ago, I carried on a conversation even, WHILE I WAS SURFING THE INTERNET!

Ah, high speed. How did I survive without you for so long?