As I head off to the lab to drink the Evil, a few thoughts I should record:

Notes to self:

please. For the love of all that’s holy. Stop drinking unsweetened tea at 6 p.m. unless you made it. Nights after 20 oz of caffeine are just…wrong.

But…The ice at Sonic IS really yummy and easy to chew. SO ORDER ICE WATER.

Holy shit my back didn’t hurt all day yesterday until I went to bed. OMG could this work? Is it possible I could feel better?

A cheeseburger does not have enough protein in it to neutralize the glucose in the bread.

Sushi is off limits. Not because of raw fish-eww. Even the rice in sushi is offensive to the Pregnant Pancreas.

Babies have cute dreams early in the morning.